If you know me personally or have followed my twitter for longer than a week you know I have a fairly dry sense of humor. I can not help myself. I have decided to gather some of my “highlights” here for you to laugh/facepalm at. Enjoy!
A few selected puns
Never let Frodo near a boxing match, he’ll only try to destroy the ring.
Treebeard needs to get to the root of the problem with the Entwifes. Or am I barking up the wrong tree here?
It must be difficult for Gimli to do anything at any lenght.
Gandalf walks into a bar. The bartender says “good, we could use some more staff here”
All that is gold does not glitter.
Kill monstrous Oliphant in the most extraordinary way possible. Still only counts as one…
Sméagol found conies for lunch but there are no taters.
Can’t simply walk into Mordor.