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Tolkien humor and pun round up of 2012

I have been active in the online Tolkien community for about a year. During this time I have improved and expanded LotrProject and I hope it will become a top-notch Tolkien resource some day. I have also tried to spread joy through humorous images and puns. This is a round up of the best (or worst) from 2012. Proceed at your own risk.

The Hobbit dwarf cheat sheet

Created and published here only a few days ago to aid people going to the Hobbit Movie. There are just so many dwarves! Was posted with this note:

Very soon a lot of people will be glóin to the Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. However, there are 13 dwarves and many will not have seen them bifur. I don’t want people balin on seeing the movie so here is a cheat sheet.

Unfortunate Witch-King

You shall not parse!

Tolkien Christmas carols

Elrond the philosopher

Middle-Earth problems

Most of these I posted through social media, mainly Tumblr and Facebook.


Best of puns

Barad-dûr was brought down despite the fact that they always kept an eye out…

I like the name Sauron. Sauron… it has got a nice ring to it.

Sauron has apparently become sore from hanging at Barad-dûr and will install cushions. They will call them eyePads.

Treebeard needs to get to the root of the problem with the Entwifes. Or am I barking up the wrong tree here?

It must be difficult for Gimli to do anything at any lenght.

Gandalf walks into a bar. The bartender says “good, we could use some more staff here”

Middle-Earth Social Media

T.A. 2770: Smaug checked in at Erebor.

Gollum started following Frodo, Gandalf and seven others.


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